Yo Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if its daylight.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.