Yo Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Your Mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so short she fainted trying to get on a carpet(or should I say climb on)

Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

ya mum is so fat she got stuck in the grand caynon

Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo Mama so fat, shes gotta wake up in sections

Yo mammas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.