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Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."

Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L. A., Chicago