Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse.
A horse is hung like him..

Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.