"There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Jus..." joke

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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