"Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight...." joke
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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