Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes
Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete
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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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