"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
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