"hairline" joke

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

357
171

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

3
0

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F more...

30
5

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

6
1

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

37
27
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Greg:Wow....racist!
0
1
(0)
Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
0
0
(0)
kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
0
0
(0)
kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
0
0
(0)
0
0
(0)
0
0
(0)
Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
1
0
(0)
non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
0
0
(0)
Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
0
1
(0)
hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
Show More Comments
Funny Joke? 1038 vote(s). 53% are positive. 82 comment(s).