"hairline" joke

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You go up to her and say "Hi, I'm great in bed, what about it?".
That's direct marketing.
You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You give your friend a tenner. She goes up and says more...

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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to more...

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Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make more...

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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...

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A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls more...

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Greg:Wow....racist!
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Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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