"hairline" joke

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Greg:Wow....racist!
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Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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