TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
dick johnsone: BOOBS
hassan: "Just stumbled on this goldmine—Common Replies: 250+ Funny Comebacks to ‘Your Mom’—packed with savage lines that are hilarious yet sharp. Have a favorite retort that always lands?"
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
*Stupid Bus*
Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"
Biting Your Fingernails!
Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but more...
yo hairline
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
hairline
your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade
hairline
your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade