"*Stupid Bus*" joke

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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kakashi:boi your hairline is so bad mcdonalds got there m sing from your hairline
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Joke Buddha:Nah dawg Man U look like the batman symbol with yo rejected spelling bee contestant dnt make me shut this fucking website down u faggot ass bitches I will shut it down forever NO FUCKING LIE
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Kylie:lol
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