"Eternity" joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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This is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent him a message, saying that there was a system update going on and that in order more...

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A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a twenty dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. Guess who picks it up?
The dumb blonde - The other two don't exist.

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Michael Murphy:I heard that one about blacksmiths. I'm a blacksmith, so I tell it all the time.
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Ag-Ath:They never said which parts of whose bodies were in what cars.....
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DNL:it was relly good but make more funny short jokes about shoes
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lol:lol how funny but it did not make me laugh
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