"Eternity" joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Michael Murphy:I heard that one about blacksmiths. I'm a blacksmith, so I tell it all the time.
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Ag-Ath:They never said which parts of whose bodies were in what cars.....
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DNL:it was relly good but make more funny short jokes about shoes
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lol:lol how funny but it did not make me laugh
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