"Eternity" joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...

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Dodo: Teacher, I Can't Solve This Problem. Teacher: Any Five Year Old Should Be Able To Solve This One. Dodo: No Wonder I Can't Do It Then, I'm Nearly Ten!

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, more...

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Michael Murphy:I heard that one about blacksmiths. I'm a blacksmith, so I tell it all the time.
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Ag-Ath:They never said which parts of whose bodies were in what cars.....
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carleyon brown:yo hairline be surfin on dat surf board
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ethan:yo mama so ulgy she scared the shit out the toliet
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ethan:yo hairline made NIKE history
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DNL:it was relly good but make more funny short jokes about shoes
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lol:lol how funny but it did not make me laugh
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Moonslice:It means After Dinner I Did A Shit...
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Bigunz:LMAO! Great!
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cr7sid:dont get it
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