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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
164Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris
(Heard on radio station CHNS, Halifax.)
There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and
was always trying out new things. One day he thought
he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it
became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned
an old Mustang, if he could tie his bike to the bumper
of his car to test his theory. His friend said,
"Sure."
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car
and said to his friend:
"I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go
faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and
repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty
well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well
over 60 mph. The young fellow on the bike was handling
the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black
Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it
the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about more...Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.1714- Add a Useful Link
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