"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke

There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.