"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke
Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris
There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Kevin:More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes
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steve:Chuck Norris comments are so anal
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