"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke

Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

224
97

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

23
4

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

32
10

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

30
12

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

358
171
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Kevin:More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes
0
0
(0)
steve:Chuck Norris comments are so anal
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 55% are positive. 2 comment(s).