"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke
Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Kevin:More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes
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steve:Chuck Norris comments are so anal
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 55% are positive. 2 comment(s).