"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!