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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down