Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.”

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.