"In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records ..." joke

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.”

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thisle.
Thisle who?
Thisle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!

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Q: What did one faggot say to the other faggot at the gay bar?
A: Can I push your stool in?

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, believes he may only have two years to live due to his battle with pancreatic cancer. Meaning we will probably be seeing Ghost 2 sometime in 2011.

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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