"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did..." joke
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
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destiny :ur hairline is so far back I asked bob the builder can he fix it he said no cuz that shits so far back
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Isiah:Yo mama so fat when she got on the bus and saw some 3 white boys she was like someone catch that runnin twinkies
Funny Joke? 40 vote(s). 75% are positive. 2 comment(s).