"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did..." joke

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a more...

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Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...

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Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

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destiny :ur hairline is so far back I asked bob the builder can he fix it he said no cuz that shits so far back
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Isiah:Yo mama so fat when she got on the bus and saw some 3 white boys she was like someone catch that runnin twinkies
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