"Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull..." joke

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, more...

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why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

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One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

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That kid savageboy :Look at your shoes"boy look at your hair line
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That kid savageboy :Your hair line so ugly your teacher said get out
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That kid savageboy :Yo hair line so ugly a cancer patient said bruh
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Biggun:This makes no sense... if his legs are short then his head is the same distance from his ass, his ass is closer to the ground
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