"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundh..." joke

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, more...

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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A story is told that Richard Wagner was walking on a street in Berlin one day and came across an organ-grinder who was grinding out the overture to Tannhäuser. Wagner stopped and said, "As a matter of fact, you are playing it too fast."

The organ-grinder at more...

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