"If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge..." joke

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, more...

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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Funny Joke? 22 vote(s). 73% are positive. 1 comment(s).