Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.