"Chuck norris erection" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors