"A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this..." joke
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
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axel sundling:damb you
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axel sundling:bitches
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Judd Moore :Come on Lets get it onn!! tonight!
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Judd Moore :I like men!!
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Judd Moore :chuck norris is so freakin stupid
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 59% are positive. 5 comment(s).