"China was once bordering the United States, until ..." joke

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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