"China was once bordering the United States, until ..." joke

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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AIDS or Alzheimer's?

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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