"When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was ..." joke
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...
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