"Chuck norris kick 2" joke

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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