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    Forwarded to me through a long chain of email addresses.
    This came from a bookmark distributed by De Anza College.
    How To Stay Stressed
    Although the De Anza Health Office long been an advocate of stress
    management, stress, tension, and burnout are still common complaints of
    students, faculty, and staff alike. On account of this, we have come to
    the following conclusion: YOU ALL WANT TO STAY STRESSED! The following
    provides you with a few reasons why.
    STRESS HELPS YOU SEEM IMPORTANT. Anyone as stressed as you must be
    working very hard and, therefore,
    is probably doing something very
    crucial.
    IT HELPS YOU TO MAINTAIN PERSONAL Anyone as busy as you are certainly
    DISTANCE AND AVOID INTIMACY. can't be expected to form emotional
    attachments to anyone. And let's
    face it, you're not much fun to be
    around anyway.
    IT HELPS YOU AVOID RESPONSIBILITIES. Obviously you're too stressed to be
    given any more work. This gets more...

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