"Hairline" joke

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Layla:XD
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quavion:yo mama so shitty she drew shit in yo hair with the razors
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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