"Hairline" joke

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Knock Knock.
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Banana.
Banana who?
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Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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quavion:yo mama so shitty she drew shit in yo hair with the razors
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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