"Hairline" joke

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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quavion:yo mama so shitty she drew shit in yo hair with the razors
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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