"Hairline" joke

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that more...

One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, more...

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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Layla:XD
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quavion:yo mama so shitty she drew shit in yo hair with the razors
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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