"Hairline" joke
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
Oranges
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a more...
Snow difference
Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
Women and Toys
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.