"chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves ..." joke

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chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Abraham:HAHA! I continue to look for jokes for my cremation jewelry page on facebook for MiniMemorials.com Thank you for this one. This is pretty good. Humor is wonderful and I look for ways to help reduce the grief during these hard times.
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