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    Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd betterhold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect.I don't know what is wrong.July 19 - Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs amodem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he thinkI am? July 22 - I bought the modem. I couldn't figure out where it goes. It wouldn'tfit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.July 23 - I finally got the modem in and hooked up. that nine year old nextdoor did it for me. But it still don't work. I cant get online.July 25 - That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America Onlinefor me. He's so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he says that'sjust another service. What a modest kid. He's so smart and he does theseservices for people. Anyway he's smarter then the jerks who sold me themodem. They didn't even more...

    Diary of an AOL User.
    July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is
    the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd
    better hold onto it incase they don't ever send me anther one! I
    can't connect. I don't know what is wrong.
    July 19 - Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a
    modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he
    think I am?
    July 22 - I bought the modem. I couldn't figure out where it goes. It
    wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.
    July 23 - I finally got the modem in and hooked up. that nine year old
    next door did it for me. But it still don't work. I cant get online.
    July 25 - That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America
    Online for me. He's so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he
    says that's just another service. What a modest kid. He's so smart and
    he does these services for people. more...

    I work TS for an ISP, here are a few things that drive me nuts:
    Tech: What is your User Name?
    Cust: John Smith.
    Tech: (searching for user name johnsmith to no avail) that's your USER Name, your login name?
    Cust: Yep.
    Tech: .. (search for cust acct by last name, find a million Smiths.. finally find their acct.) We have your user name listed as ''wolf231''.
    Cust: Yep.
    Tech: Not John Smith.
    Cust: Yep.
    Tech:...
    -
    Tech: What error message are you getting?
    Cust: I'm not getting an error, it just won't connect.
    Tech: Nothing comes up when you try to connect?
    Cust: Nope, nothing happens at all. It doesn't say anything.
    Tech: .. and nothing appears on the screen what-so-ever..?
    Cust: Nope.
    Tech: - Well.. What happens to lead you to believe that it isn't working?
    Cust: It says Error 691, User Name or Password..
    Tech: That's what we in the buisness call an ERROR MESSAGE.
    -
    Tech: What error message are you more...

    July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best
    online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto
    it in case they don't ever send me another one! I can't connect. I don't know
    what is wrong.
    July 19 - Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I
    don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am?
    July 22 - I bought the modem. I couldn't figure out where it goes. It wouldn't
    fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.
    July 23 - I finally got the modem in and hooked up. That nine year old next door
    did it for me. But it still don't work. I can't get online.
    July 25 - That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America Online for
    me. He's so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he says that's just
    another service. What a modest kid. He's so smart and he does these services for
    people. Anyway he's smarter then the more...

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