"You're New Hampshire If ..." joke

You're New Hampshire If you can name the four seasons, BUT
You're really NH if they're tourist, foliage, ski, and mud.
You're NH if you own flannel shirts, BUT
You're really NH if you wear a tie with one.
You're NH if you know the back roads, BUT
You're really NH if you drive them to avoid the toll booth.
You're NH if you own a pick-up truck, BUT
You're really NH if the truck is 4 wheel drive, has a gun rack, plow on the front, and a dog in the back.
You're NH if you attend church suppers, BUT
You're really NH if you consider it a night out on the town.
You're NH if you live in a white cape, BUT
You're really NH if there's a picket fence around the house, a garden in the back, a wood pile somewhere, and some used appliances on the front lawn.
You're NH if you say "Ames-es", BUT
You're really NH if you do all of your shopping there.
You're NH if you know everyone in town, BUT
You're really NH if they're all related to you.
You're NH if you go to the dump on saturday, BUT
You're really NH if you leave with more than you brought.