"You're Bald" joke

Doctor, Doctor, Can You Give Me Something For My Baldness?
How About A Few Pounds Of Pig Manure?
Will That Cure My Baldness?
No, But With That On Your Head No One Will Come Near Enough To Notice You're Bald.

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

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You so bald i can see your thoughts.

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there were three one centimeter men so thin that you could almost see through them. They were looking for a good home when they came along a nice tall woman.
They all three climbed on. The first one said, hey guys i found a nice yellow sticky cave i think ill live here! The more...

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