"You So Bald Headed" joke
You so bald i can see your thoughts.
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by more...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
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Doctor, Doctor, Can You Give Me Something For My Baldness?
How About A Few Pounds Of Pig Manure?
Will That Cure My Baldness?
No, But With That On Your Head No One Will Come Near Enough To Notice You're Bald.
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"