"You boys been drinking?" joke

Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looky thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers! ” “Don’t worry, Bubba, ” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the labels, stick them on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat. ” “What fer? ” asked Bubba. “Just let me do the talkin’, Okay? ” said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’? ” “No sir, ” Earl said. “We’re on the patch. ”

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