"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!