"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!