"Ya momma" joke

your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

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johnny:what does that even mean
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 65% are positive. 1 comment(s).