"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!