"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.