"Ya momma" joke

A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...