"Ya momma" joke

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your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.
The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.
The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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johnny:what does that even mean
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