"Ya momma" joke

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your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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johnny:what does that even mean
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