"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...