"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.