"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!