"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!