"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!