"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!
Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.
your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one