"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!
Your momma is so stupid and ugly she looked in a mirror and said "get out of my house you slut!"