"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!