"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared