"Ya momma" joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

your momma so fat they had to greese the door frame and hold a twinkie at the otherside just to get her threw !

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.