"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!