"Ya momma" joke

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your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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johnny:what does that even mean
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