"Ya momma" joke

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your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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johnny:what does that even mean
Funny Joke? 23 vote(s). 65% are positive. 1 comment(s).