"Ya momma" joke

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...