"Ya momma" joke

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...