"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Tight Skirt
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...