"Ya momma" joke

Hot 1 year ago

your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
johnny:what does that even mean
Funny Joke? 19 vote(s). 63% are positive. 1 comment(s).