"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!