"Ya momma" joke
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.