"Would you like Roasted Dog for Christmas Dinner, or KFC and Strawberry Shortcake?" joke

Countries we haven’t nuked:

Vietnamese women sell roast dog in Hanoi (Reuters)

Countries we have nuked:

Japanese people eating KFC
Once again (from Reuters), countries we haven’t nuked:
In Indonesia...Christmas feasts include delicacies such as pork soaked in blood and dog meat.
And countries we have nuked:
In Japan, many people head to KFC for Christmas...[For dessert,] sponge cake topped with whipped cream and strawberries.

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