"Who Gave You Those Black Eyes?" joke

A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
“Whoa, Sam! ” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you? ”
“Nobody gave them to me, ” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them. ”

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