"Whistle While You Work" joke
A young doctor, doing his residency in OB/Gyn, felt embarrased while performing a female pelvic exam. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
While he was performing this exam on a middle aged lady, she suddenly burst out laughing. This only furthered his embarrassment.
"Just what do you find so amusing, madam?" he snarled.
"I'm so sorry, doctor," she replied, "but the song you were whistling was... 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner'!"
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