"When a blonde gets a haircut" joke
One day there was a blonde with headphones on and she wanted to get a haircut. so she went into town to look for a hairsalon that could cut her hair with her headphones still on. The blonde went to the first hairsalon she came to and asked them if they could cut her hair while she still had her headphones on but they answered no. Next the blone went to the next hairsalon she came across and asked the same question and once again the answer was no. Finally when the blonde came across the third hairsalon she found and she asked the question once again and, the answer was yes. Thankfull, the blonde goes and sits in the barber chair. The hair stylest takes the head phones off of the girl and after a few minutes the blonde starts to turn blue. When the hairstylist go to ask if the blonde is ok the blonde passes out and falls to the floor. When the hairstylist puts on the headphones she hears, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in... "
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