"What's sauce for the goose" joke

An essay on Geese submitted by a schoolboy reads:
Geese is a low heavy set bird which is mostly meat and feathers. His head is one side and he sits on the other. Geese can't sing much on account of the dampness of the moisture. He's got no between the toes and he's got a little balloon in his stomach to keep him from sinking.
Some geese, when they get big, has curls on their tails and is called ganders. Ganders don't have to sit and hatch but just sit and loaf and go swimming. If I was goose, I would rather be a gander.

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