"What To Be Thankful For" joke

The minister of the church was giving a Thanksgiving
service.
A ragged man in the audience asked, "What is there to be
thankful for?"
Surprised, the minister replied, "What is your name, sir?"
"Cause," was the reply.
"Well Cause, you could be thankful for your healthy body..."
"I'm blind and I have lung cancer"
"...or your family..."
"I don't have a family"
"...or your home..."
"I don't have a home."
"Well, then I guess your a lost Cause!"

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