"We've been robbed!" joke

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.
A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!"
His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what."
The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here -
she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

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