"Top 10 uses for a deceased PC" joke
Even the most devoted computer junkie cannot hold on to a machine forever. When that box on your desktop finally kicks it, don't despair - there are always a few uses for a dead PC:
Remove the fan and use it to keep cool during heat waves.
Hard drives with more than a 500MB capacity can prop open firedoors to annoy the floor warden.
Remove all the chips and sell them to third graders to place on the chairs of kids they don't like.
Use the wires to repair glasses with missing screws.
Pry the heat sink off the Pentium chip and try to pass it off as a massage attachment.
Thirty-two-bit graphics accelerators are handy for popping under the short leg that makes your table wobbly.
Replace your radio's speaker with the PC's internal speaker so the local college music station will sound better.
The monitor's cathode-ray tube can be used as a floatation device.
In a pinch, use the ribbon cable from your controller to hold up your pants.
Place all the screws in the casing of the power supply and use it as a noisemaker for Purim.
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