"Top 10 Reasons To Live In Saskatchewan, Canada" joke

1. You never run out of wheat

2. Those cool Saskatewan Wheat Pool hats

3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning

4. Your province is really easy to draw

5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard

6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor`s house

7. YOUR Roughriders survived

8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours

9. People will assume you live on a farm

10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense