"Three Drunken Men" joke

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ”Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks. ”
The second guy said, ”Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI. ”
The third guy says, “Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed. ”
Then the first guy said, ”No - you guys don’t understand! Chunks are my dogs! ”

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