"They call it "pms" because "mad cow" joke

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They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.



I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

If men had PMS, what would happen? a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it. b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability. c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days. d) All of the above.

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