"The curious little girl" joke
A little girl ask her mom if she can take a shower with her. The mom says okay but don't look up or down. The little girl says okay. So they're taking a shower and the little girl looks up and says mommy what are those?
The mom says oh those are my headlights. Then she looks down and says mommy what's that? The mom says oh uh that's my garage. The next day the little girl asks her dad if she can take a shower with him. He says okay but don't look down. So they're in the shower and she looks down and says daddy what's that?
He says that's my limo. That same night she asks mommy daddy can sleep with you guys and the mom and dad say yeah sure. So that night the little girl wakes up and looks under the covers and says "
Mommy mommy turn on your headlights dady's limo is going into your garage !"
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