"The Stuttering Salesman" joke
There were 3 men helping out at a church. There names were Bob, Bill, and Steve, Bob and Bill were salesmen, and Steve was a man who stuttered. the preacher asks them to go out and sale bibles and bring back the money. Bob comes back with 350 dollars the preachers says good job son..you sold 35 bibles that shows the true salesman in you. Bill comes back with 400 dollars, the preacher says good job son you sold 40 bibles that shows the true salesman in you. Steve, who is not a salesman(and remember he stutters) comes back with 950 dollars. The prreacher says now son how could you have sold 95 bibles with no experience and steve says i-iii-ii j-uu-ss-tt s-aa-i-d w-ooo-uu-l-dd y-oo-u l-i-k-ee t-o b-uu-y a b-i-b-l-e or w-o-u-l-dd y-oo-uu j-u-s-tt l-i-k-eee m-ee t-ooo r-ee-aa-dd i-t t-ooo y-o-uu?
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