"The Soldier and the Nun" joke

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,' Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,' He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,' I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. .'

The nun said,' I understand completely.'

The soldier added,' I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied,' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.